Everything Sucks Zine

Sorry for lagging...

2008-08-18T18:04:00.000-07:00

Shit's been hectic lately. This is a lot of work for one person. Expect things to pick up though. A few awesome friends are gonna be helping out.

If you ordered a copy of Issue Number One, but you haven't gotten it yet, don't worry. I plan on mailing out all orders this week. Sorry to keep you waiting.

NOW GET READY FOR ISSUE NUMBER TWO.

Andrew W.K., Averman, The Fucking Wrath, Cathedrals, Vultures United, Blocked Out and much much muuuuuuch more! Pics, articles, stories, reviews, interviews, all kinds of awesome shit.

It's gonna be $4. Actually it might be like $4.50 or something.

BUT that includes a copy of the second issue of Everything Sucks AND a bonus photozine.

Order your copy now!

2008-07-24T13:23:00.000-07:00

You can order your copy of Everything Sucks by visiting our MySpace page and clicking the link we have set up there. This issue is $3.

If you don't have a PayPal, send us a message and we'll work something out.

EVERYTHING SUCKS!

FIRST ISSUE PRINTED!

2008-07-18T13:40:00.000-07:00

Only printed 50 copies of this issue. Hand-numbered.
Should be up for order sometime this weekend.
If you don't have a PayPal, message me and we'll work something out.

Don't sleep on this. I may not print this issue again.

Thanks.

everythingsuckszine@gmail.com
http://everythingsuckszine.blogspot.com
http://www.myspace.com/everythingsuckszine

Andrew W.K. Interview...

2008-07-01T13:39:00.000-07:00

The other day, I had an awesome opportunity to sit down and do a telephone interview with Andrew W.K.

It'll be included in the issue after this one.

UPDATE.

2008-06-25T08:58:00.000-07:00

Plan on this issue being printed and ready to ship next week. $3.
Only planned on doing one summer issue, but there will now be two.

The first of the two:
Interviews with; The Queers, Black Ships, Averman, Scorned Flesh, and Cathedrals.

Along with; Reviews, articles, short true stories, recipes, photos and a ton- seriously, a TON of other cool shit.

The second of the two:
Interviews with; Coliseum, The Fucking Wrath, Restrained, Blocked Out, and Vultures United.

Along with; Reviews, articles, photos, and some surprises.

More fucking interviews...

2008-06-23T01:39:00.001-07:00

I have interviews with Scorned Flesh and Vultures United that I'm gonna put in this issue. You can find both bands in the BANDS section. Suck it.

Blocked Out interview...

2008-06-22T22:07:00.000-07:00

evrythngscks: alright, duder. go ahead and state your name and what you do in blocked out.
rob: i'm rob bev and i write the lyrics.
rob: then there is marcos who plays drums
rob: jaime and rob who play guitar
rob: and austin who plays bass
evrythngscks: you dudes have a demo out. what can you tell me about it?
rob: we recorded it a little over a month ago, after we had done a couple shows, with alex estrada at earth capital in downtown LA. it basically is just the first 7 or so songs we wrote, and we wanted to have somthing out for out trip north in July.
evrythngscks: you have a pic of, what appears to be, todd jones of carry on/betrayed/various other bands fame in your influences section on the bands myspace page. is there a backstory behind this or is the band just literally influenced by todd himself?
rob: haha. i just put that up about 5 minutes ago. I saw it on a message board, and i was at the show. It was actually last night. Anyways, It's not a joke, or to put down todd, because he is an awesome guitarist, and pretty much all of his bands are bands I really enjoy. So I think it's more so saying that his bands are an influence, but it's also a joke if you will, but not a real joke, since we've heard storys of Todd getting offended by stuff. But one of our biggest influences deffintly is Carry On. Alex the dude who we recorded with told us he is recording Todd's new band (Nails, as it was called by the Creatures dudes.), and it should be really rad.
evrythngscks: you guys have a nice amount of cali shows booked. plan on playing out of state at all this year?
rob:we are in the process of hopfully setting up an east coast week with an awesome band, like the mongoloids. it's a work in progress. I'm sure we will do Oregon and Washington when our time comes. I've always wanted to play Bremerton, Washington at the Tiki House.
evrythngscks: so why the name blocked out?
rob: well when you create a band, or atleast for me, i've always wanted to have a name that reflected what our sound/lyrics would be like. blocked out just happened to be the first thing i thought of, like "blocked out from the world" or somthing. I've brought up the fact that another name would be cooler, like some jems we've had; Collapse, Tensions Between, etc. It's kinda like naming a kid, you are stuck with it for life, especially after you play some shows, there is no going back. I think it really does reflect my lyrics though, so no complaining.
rob: it's also a qoute in star wars.
evrythngscks: best show so far. go.
rob: hmmmm
rob: i watch alot of E!
rob: but i would say i enjoy
rob: ummmm
rob: it's always sunny in philidelphia
evrythngscks: haha. love that show.
evrythngscks: buuuut i meant best blocked out show so far.
evrythngscks: haha.
rob: oh haha my bad
rob: they have all been great, i would go with A) the hellfish wharehouse with rotting out/masterpiece, or a garage show we did a couple weeks ago in anahiem, where Riley (from Thought Process) and myself almost got the shieeeeet beet out of us. It was a packed to the max garage. Was awesome. But I still stand by It's Always Sunny in Phili.
evrythngscks: sick.
rob: ALWAYS
evrythngscks: best wwf wrestler?: a)mankind / b)steve austin / c)the undertaker
rob: stone cold steve austin. always.
rob: stone cold was another possible name for this band.
evrythngscks: CORRECT!
evrythngscks: change the name to stone cold.
evrythngscks: NOW.
rob: haha
rob:uber alles.
evrythngscks: final words?
rob:thanks alot for doing the interview! and that more people should do legit zines like this (and Blackdog.) We are leaving for a Nor Cal weekend July 10th-13th and that more people need to start going to the REAL shows and support touring bands.
Thanks Joseph!
Blocked Out, Uber Alles.

Restrained interview...

2008-06-22T15:02:00.001-07:00

Just did an interview with Kevan of Restrained. This interview will be in this issue.

You can listen to Restrained by clicking the link in the BANDS section.

Just added an Averman interview...

2008-06-19T16:26:00.000-07:00

Had a chance to chat with Ryan of Averman on AIM. Lolz.
Here's a taste:

evrythngscks: oh hai, avermaaaan.
Averman ASL 69: Ohh wasss uppp
evrythngscks: which movie; robocop OR big trouble in little china?
Averman ASL 69: Probably robocop he has a computer dick
evrythngscks: well dude, ive run out of questions. any final words?
evrythngscks: haha.
Averman ASL 69: I just wanna give a shout out to truth is, anthems, mission statement, the ultimate warrior, robocops dick and everyone needs to start watching wrestling again
evrythngscks: oh and dude. i actually can't put this interview in this issue. the correct answer to the third question was: big trouble in little china.
Averman ASL 69: Man
evrythngscks: haha.

For the full interview, buy this issue, fuckerz.
Averman's MySpace profile is linked in the 'BANDS' section. GO LISTEN!

Just about ready to print...

2008-06-08T18:40:00.001-07:00

This issue should be ready within the next couple weeks. STAY TUNED.

Everything Sucks on MySpace!

2008-06-03T22:23:00.000-07:00

Add Everything Sucks as a friend on MySpace and keep up with regular updates.

Photo zine...

2008-05-25T20:52:00.000-07:00

I wanna do a photo zine to go along with the issue I'm working on now. So send me any awesome photographs you have. Preferably ones of bands playing live. Thanks. Go fuck yourself.

Rollins > you.

Funny/awesome stories wanted...

2008-05-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

I have some short (true) stories that I'm gonna be including in the summer issue. If you have any that you might wanna share, email me. If I end up using your story, I'll send you a copy of the issue and I might send you an awesome surprise. That's all. Suck it.

Watch the whole fucking video.

Chris Haslam.

Updates...

2008-05-22T13:53:00.000-07:00

Currently working on interviews with; Mike Vallely's band Revolution Mother, The Loved Ones, Broadway Calls, and New Mexican Disaster Squad. Fuck you.

Watch these video's...

Revolution Mother "Come On"

The Loved Ones "100k"/"Suture Self"

Broadway Calls "Call it Off"

New Mexican Disaster Squad "Tight Rope"

Stay tuned, fuckers.

Summer issue almost done...

2008-05-21T23:41:00.001-07:00

We're still working on the Summer issue. Plan on it being out by maybe mid to late-June. It's gonna be an awesome issue. If everything goes as expected(ha), there will be interviews with; The Queers, The Fucking Wrath, Black Ships and MORE! Along with a ton of other cool shit. I'll post updates on here when ever I can, so stop by every now and then.

OH and watch these videos...

The Queers "Fuck This World", live in Italy.

The Fucking Wrath "Past Your Grave"

Eat shit.